collettecollette asked: #simon nessman #in mandals #i don't even care i still would #only man with feet i'd probably touch --> damn girl you do love him. what about adrien's feet?? miss you hope nyc was/is fun!

UGH DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON BUT LET ME JUST ILLUSTRATE?

i mean.. as far as feet (gross) go, these… aren’t bad? (added dainty fingers for bonus) like.. i don’t even mind looking at them tbh. and that’s like… saying a whole hot hell of a lot?

then there’s adrien, who obviously owns my heart and loins as you know and i adore him down to his double calf beauty marks but idk man his feet don’t do it for me i guess maybe that just makes him human, you know.. flaws n stuff

not sure what simon’s flaws are…

that being said, i could never love a man who is perfect, so adrien is still number one.

grad thesis by: katie evans